Six people to every 1 SHIT job opening. If there is a job opening, there is a reason, its because nobody wants to do it. Like communications tower climbing, where the fatality rate is so high, its likely you'll get blown off the tower and fall to your death.

I have never seen anything even close to a dream job. My dream job is where I make lots of money, don't have do anything, and don't even show up. I think that's a lot of people's dream job, and capitalism has totally failed to produce it.

In monopoly, at the start of the game, everybody gets a share of the money supply, and from there you go on. I took the tour of the Federal Reserve in Washington, and during the tour, the guy said "and in case you're wondering, we don't give out free samples". I was like, why the hell not? I'm a member of your society, I should be able to participate in its economy. Not just you printing all the money.

So, I'm not applying for jobs and have no intention to ever do so again. The interview process is retarded and irrelevant, I don't like waking up in the morning and driving anywhere; being a homebody I just want to stay home. There's nothing I want to buy, so there's nothing any company can offer me if all it offers is... money. When a company can offer me something back instead of dirty money that is fulfilling and makes me happy, then I will bust my balls for them to make the profitable.

I have to say, spelling and displaying your language and grammar skills gives good or bad first impressions. From what I see here, there are a whole lot of you that I, personally, would not give a second look as a hiring manager. If you're not willing or able to communicate properly in writing when you actually have a chance to correct what you're saying before you say it, then how can you possibly communicate well on the fly?

MR. Barbar quite impressive background I was also considering education. It is sad that our government is cutting there on supply why don't the tax the banks or bell out the county city, government and state jobs? But getting back to you have u considered working for temp agencies like Manpower, Adecco, and Appleone try it I've used two out of three. Seek God

Would like some information about the home business you started?

Hello my name is Lenette Manuel. I have two degrees, I have a Associate degree in business & a bachelor degree in accounting. I can not find a job anywhere.

While I am looking, I am trying to market myself as an expert on smart shopping (which I am), and the 30-page guide that I have written, titled "Living on 99 Cents".

I am also trying to start working as a paid public speaker, seminar leader or trainer. The website above has all the information, but I have had little response to it so far. I have appeared on a few radio interviews, but they are also few and far between. Does your service help in the hiring of speakers and seminar leaders? Please answer me by writing to my email. Thanks.

I have been out of work for a few months and like the other people here, have sent out many resumes with very few responses and fewer interviews. I have over 30 years of managerial experience with proven production and sales results. What do you suggest?

Whenever we post for a job on the internet, even for the most obscure job, we get about 200 replies.... Most of the applicants are over qualified too..

Acorn-If you can't beat them join them. Maybe get some inside information and sell it. They are some real crooks!

I would like to know Where theese Jobs are-
I have been appling since lay off buisness closure.
Have been to many seminars and interviews.
I've been told there are up to 60 people apppling for the same job.
I've been told I am at the top of my pay scale and the compant doesn't think i would be happy working in their invironment.
i have heard the position is no longer availible.
I have heard you dont have a degree.
I have more then ten years in most fields but the jobs arent here.
My husband is working out of state because there are no jobs here. I can't sign up for college as I have no income!
How will I pay my bills when unemployment runs out?

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let's look at the things that implamented this recession. power, greed,selfishness and power not changing there evil ways yes he did god said in his words if you do not change your evil ways i will not heal your land. try to change before go take full control of things. Amen.

Hello:
Well, I am a single mom with 3 children...you can just imagine my bills to pay every month including a mortgage payment.
I have been laid off in Sept 2008 and was at that company for almost 7 years. I have done all the administrative tasks for the whole site, the human resources function including xecutive assistance tasks. Prior to that, i have been employed for almost 12 years with almost the same job scope, but higher responsibilities & stake holders.
It is my belief that these days, it is "whom you know", is very helpful to land on a job. I have gotten my two temporary assignments bcuz of peope I know. No matter what you think of possessing all the skills & qualifications, if you do not have any network, chances of finding job these days is slimmer. I suggest to get into your friends & colleagues' directory and start networking with them. Also, join some professional organizations and sign up in every temporary agency you can think of. You can also get job leads from these organizations.
NOW Let's all hold hands, and pray fervently that we will all be back to work soon.

Laurie, thanks for that in-site. It is so true that the 3-5 second rule makes you or break you. I was laid off about 7 months ago working in the healthcare field, but budget reasons changed all that and I am still looking. I revamped both cover letter and resume and had marginal success in getting a couple of interviews. But as one stated before you are called because they saw some relevance to their company on the resume but only to be told; 1. "We have closed that offer" or 2. No response when I do a follow up, very frustrating. I have a plethora of skills, from Military, to healthcare, to administration, but everyone has to stay vigilant in these time though the last statement seems like an oxymoron.

My son graduated from PSU may of 2008- and he is still looking for a job- has been on many many interviews- his major was business, finance and economics....and other son graduated from PSU May 07- had no problem finding a finance job..what a difference a year makes..so sad..
he is willing to relocate..nothing in the lehigh valley area.....or they take the guys with experience that have lost their jobs..trying to stay upbeat about this situation..very positive! something good will happen soon...

I am a legal secretary/Paralegal/Legal Assistant with over 25 years experience. I have been looking for a job for 3 years,to no avail. I just gave up considering my age (Late 50s), I guess nobody wants to hire me. Talking about age discrimation. But I am still hoping something might come up thru networking. I guess that's the way to go now. It depends on who you know.

i want to work in usa and graduate of bs. radiologic technologist in manila philippines im working now at stlukes medical center but how can i work in usa?what can i do?

I'm a 24 year Military Retiree (Veteran) and can't get a job---so much for hire our Military in appreciation for their dedication to our country and the sacrifice made. I can't even get hired by local Military units here in the Atlanta area doing the same work I did in when I was active duty. Go figure.

Glen,
I agree...the Bush admin. crooks put a hurt on our country that is irreversible and destroyed 1000's of companies and is still destroying the lives of those who are losing loved ones daily in an illegal war. It's time to make Bush and Cheney accountable for the ruin they created and I'm talking prison time. It would surely show the rest of the world that the American people do care about dealing with corrupt leadership that has caused damage to the entire world.

Congratulations on your sobriety! That is THE most important thing. Everything else is secondary!! My brother was in the same position before the economy became quite this bad, and finally, after many interviews he landed a job. Don't give up! I pray that even if you are discouraged you will not give up for anything. Drugs are a huge lie that eventually will destroy the person! Good luck and my prayers for your health and success!!

What Federal Government Agencies in Washington D.C./ Northern VA (Metro Area)are hiring in regards to the field of Health Care. That is my main area of focus?
Please respond soon.
chryl_newman@yahoo.com
(434) 222-0987/ 08-13-09 @2:45a.m.
600-2 South LaSalle Street #12-G
Durham, NC 27705

Ain't change wonderful???? Acorn is Hiring if you are really dumb.

Check the site, the offer positions in security of all types. Believe me it is better tha unemployment.

I have been under-employed my entire working career. My intention was to work in a laboratory when I finished college with BS in Biology, but could never get hired whether it was because over-qualified people were vying for lower positions or just personal preferences. Anyways, the only job I could get hired for is a low-wage part-time retail position. I feel like I have lost so much time as I have been there over 8 years. Sometimes I didn't even bother to look for work for months. Two years ago, I decided to change fields when I went back to school by earning an MBA with an emphasis in Health Care Management. I have started my last class today. I wanted to find a position as an analyst in business or health care or as an assistant health administrator. I applied for several fellowships, but was not accepted to any. I have done nearly everything I could think of to find full-time work since 2000. What else can I do to find employment?

yes, i am bilingual and i speak twoo other languages.

I see alot of irritated comments here. Just a thought... Every cover letter and every resume is a PRESENTATION of yourself. How your resume is written, displayed and "key words" are used is a critical part of getting noticed. Your resume must attract the hiring person within 3-5 SECONDS or it will be pitched. Key words are found by computer scans of your emailed resume. Your COVER LETTER is as critical or more. The cover letter is an introduction of yourself. It must indicate what specific position you are inquiring about. Tell about your skills and accomplishments that will apply to the position 'making you a good fit for the company' and most important--ASK FOR THE INTERVIEW An example might be 'I would like the opportunity to meet you and to discuss how my experience is a good fit for your company. I can be easily reached at---to arrange an interview at your convenience' or '...to discuss this position in greater detail...' maybe, 'When can we meet to discuss how my skills might benefit your organization? I can be reached....'

I've had great success at getting the call, offers or in the "top three". It's all in the written, verbal and appearance of your presentation. Today's job hunt is primarily internet, email, snailmail and no phone calls or contact names. There are alot of people willing to do more for less to get the job. PRESENTATION & KEY WORDS are critical to getting noticed. AND SPELL CHECK!!

FYI: Many companies don't mind your age. Many don't even mind if you have some experience and no degree. Apply to anything that remotely looks possible because ads are usually for the best possible candidate. How common is it the responsibilities are not exact once you start?? Companies often choose someone who has the basic qualifications, fits in and is trainable. They will fit the job to the candidate. So present yourself well, get a foot in the door and then sell yourself!!

P.S. "Six job seekers for every available job" didn't anyone see the part that says "job seekers, not applicants" ??

I am bilingual

Robin, what is a Master Degree+? You should
be more clear & also not inclue money expectations
up front. Especially with a very unfocused career
history description. Try to focus in one area, you'll
probablly have more luck.

Another useless post. Why do I even bother opening up careerbuilder emails any more? An Aldi's cashier, are you for real? I'm surprised the Army wasn't on your list. Waste of time.

Licensed Mich. Builder and Construction Manager with National Disaster experience, (large loss fires, floods and 4 hurricane rebuilds), XACTIMATE experience.
Currently keeping busy with smaller projects, in Mich. Short or long term projects accepted.
Have Laptop, will travel.

You have all the magical tallent to do so many creative things. There are many people who need your skills. I can connect you with a few. introductions available.

are you bilingual ? do you have any connections in Mexico or S. American countries ? even if answer is no - contact me anyway.

see my website-
click on the "ABOUT ME LINK" and respomd with your contact .

we have something for you in your area.

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MARY YOU HANG IN THERE AND KEEP FAITH IT WILL REVIEL FOR YOU IT IS HARD AND SOMETIMES WE WOUNDER DO WE HAVE THE QUILAFICATIONS FOR THE POSITIONS THAT WE ARE APPLYING FOR BUT SOMETIMES IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW IT'S WHO YOU KNOW AND THAT'S NOT ALWAYS GOOD

Mary- try networking online and in person to find a job. Today's job market is totally different from finding a job 10 years ago.

Sounds like me. Any luck yet?

Have you tried McDonald's? They are always looking for managers, but you have to start at the bottom by flipping burgers and asking: "Would you like fries with that?"

I was laid-off in December of 2007 at the start of our current recession(or should I say depression).I have completely lost track of how many resumes I have sent out,but can estimate the number at around 300 or so.I have had 4 interviews,but as soon as they see my gray hair(I am 58 years old),I get negative vibes.What am I supposed to do?I have tried the unemployment agencies in my area,but they don't seem to have anything in my field.I have been in manufacturing as an assembler,test operator,test technician for the last 36 years.I can't afford to retire.Any suggestions?

Frank Barba,

Have you ever thought of starting a home based business to earn some income, while you look for work?

I understand how alot of you feel, I was going through the exact same thing until I started my own business from home. I was blessed my 1st month to make an additional $1500.00 best month has been about 5500.00. My part time effort exceeded my full time job. This has been a god send. If you are open to making some additional income please email me at cwoodears@yahoo.com and leave me a message,I look forward to blessing some one the same way I was blessed.

I was just laid off for the third time in two years!! Well, actually I have been working with temp companies and the assignments are completed, however the very first time, I was with a bank, there for seven years and then I got laid off (in 2007) and it has been down hill since then. This is really, really getting old fast! I don't know where I will get the money from to pay next months bills, I'm scared, I have a senior in high school, etc., etc., etc. This is all too unreal for me to handle, it feels like a very bad dream. And the thing is, I see "jobs" out there all the time I just don't know why no one is getting hired?

Heaven help us all.

ask the manager of companys you want to work for who says they arent hiring, "what about underperformers? how is it impacting your company to pay an employee that isnt performing up to par? what has been the consequence of hiring people you had to settle for rather than people you really wanted that do the job right the first time every time. if turnover increases, would you consider hiring a hardworking mature adult with years of experience? take my resume"

if someone else has your dream job, and you're willing to do whatever it takes for it, and if you make them feel uncomfortable an employer is going to remember how determined you were to sell yourself as the best darn employee they dont have.

well the way they probably got the statistic is the same way anyone can change things to the way the want it to be... they averaged in all jobs regardless of pay or even non-paying jobs so in truth there are alot of jobs out there the problem is that most of us need jobs that can make us money to pay bill, keep our home,etc and to us these jobs will not meet the requirement of a job...but to the statistics they are "viable" jobs.

Employers need to be uprithe and honest with jobseekers. Employers are virtually committing psychological rape with applicants. They invite you to their offices, having reviewed your resume, in some instances for a second and third interview, only to turn you down. There could be several reasons for these actions.
1. Their recruiters need to do a better job at matching candidates to open positions
2. The employers are only trying to satisfy their regulatory reporting requirements
3. They meet with you and decide that you are either too old or your ethnic make up does not meet their requirements.
When a potential employer invites a candidate top interview, obviously there is something they see on a resume thats warrants that invitation. If all the variables are removed there are only some glaring and promounced reasons left to the imagination. Figure it out folks........

Hi I just got my MBA with emphasis in Healthcare Management. I live in the healthcare hub-nashville. Either I am not getting any response from companies I want to work for/ there are too many applicants. So 6 applicants per job is not right. Of course it depends on the type of job. I would suggest going into retail partime positon. I just got one at macy's . Atleast we can pay bills. Good Luck to everyone

I was laid off in June of 2008. My company thought it was a good idea to send my job to BRAZIL rather than keep it in the U.S. The companies that outsource jobs to other countries are contributing to the jobless rate in this country. They should be ashamed of themselves.

I've been working as a fiberglass technician for 7 years in Kuwait and presently in Dammam Saudi Arabia. I took up Bachelor of Science in Geothermal Engineering, and landed-up with my previous jobs as Senior Salesman, Jail Officer, Internet Cafe Owner...... But still, I'm looking forward for a better job....anywhere...anytime
For further perusal, below cited is my email add.
Email Add: william_102179@yahoo.com

The economy is real bad now.Of course, I have been searching for over 1 year for a job.Can u imagine how the job market is for me being a recovering addict(sober for 2 years and going strong)and trying to rebuild my life.I have some college,but did not graduate so it is twice as hard for people like me.