Comments on: Another great excuse for being late to work

By: Doyle

Doyle — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:19:13 +0000

I live on a boat and someone stole the gangplank.

By: bill

bill — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:56:30 +0000

I woke up in another city after I went out and got drunk last night, I’ll be late or I won’t show up for work today!

By: His girl

His girl — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:32:25 +0000

I can’t say much about reasons for being late for work because, at my first job, the manager gave a pep talk at the beginning of the shift one day. As a person was coming in about 5 minutes late, the manager noticed. He then said that being late was a bad thing. His “mantra,” he said, is “if you’re early, you’re on time. if you’re on time, you’re late. if you’re late, you’re fired.” I took that statement to heart and have been late for work only 3 times and those were for legitimate reasons (car wreck on interstate twice and flat tire once).

By: KRISTINE

KRISTINE — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 10:49:26 +0000

I had a headache and I accidently took 3 benadryl instead of tylenol.

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By: The Work Doctor

The Work Doctor — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:06:56 +0000

My top 10 favorite excuses for being late to work from my clients:
1) I was chillin’.
2) I couldn’t find a band-aid after cutting myself.
3) I thought there was a 1 hour grace period.
4) My wife wouldn’t let me out of bed.
5) It was raining.
6) I accidentally locked myself IN my house.
7) I was waiting for the cable guy.
My interview for another job ran late.
9) My favorite episode of “Will and Grace” was on.
10)My toe nails weren’t dry from my pedicure.